Username and Title: Uh, three words: what the fuck. Your title is stupid as hell, I don't even know what it means, and as for your username... oy. You don't explain either of them and that just makes me upset. Shame on you. [ -1/5 ]
Layout: This layout is shit on toast. I hate it, it looks like queer confetti. I can't even describe to you how ugly this layout is. Can I blow my nose on it? Please? [ 0/30 ]
Content: So far you have a -1. Hopefully you've got some goodass writing or you'll end up in the double digits, missy.
K, I started here. Alright, I got barely any of it, but I guess that's what you get for coming in late. I'll admit, I'm lost, but it isn't totally horrible. You daylogged a lot in this entry, which is fucking annoying as hell, but I'm in love with Desperate Housewives so I'll cut you some slack. Your diary isn't too bad. Yet. Ugh, Bleh. What is this shit? I don't want staccato. If you're going to write staccato, don't request a review from me. I want legato, man! LEGATOOOO! I hate choppy sentences beyond anything else, and this entry was full of them. Thumbs downnnn.
Uhm, what? The first sentence made me chuckle though. What's with all these weird titles? As much as I like weird titles, for some reason yours just aren't a good kind of weird. They're the kind of weird that no one gets, so they get frustrated and break many pencils and wonder what the hell you were thinking when you wrote that title. Not like I'm doing it. Just hypothetically. But still. Be a little more clear, here. RHYMEEEE
Alright, so, you're smart. You use big flowing words and I like that. But your entries just don't make any fucking sense. I'm trying to see how they connect and how they're significant to your life, but I'm not finding anything. But since you are actually intelligent, unlike many out there who I wish to kick in the gallbladder, you're not in the negatives anymore.
Be grateful. [ 34/50 ]
Spelling and Grammar: DUH TOTALLY AWESOME LYKE WOAHHH. [ 5/5 ]
Updating: Pretty good. You skip sometimes. But that means you have a life. So, I guess... yeah. [ 9/10 ]
Worst Entry: I really don't give a rat's ass about your livejournal. Thanks.
Worst Quote: I tried pencil. It helps. I still don't like it. Huh? Elaborate. Christ.
Score: 47/100
Comments: Mostly your layout and username got me boiling. Change it or not, whatever. You're okay. Kind of. I mean... maybe. Anyways.
-Nancy